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Havanaleah

Alright, I couldn’t allow such a monumental city resolution to pass by unnoticed any longer. The city commissioners of Hialeah should be commended (yeah, I never thought I’d say that either) for their recent decision to reurbanize and re-zone five key districts, incorporating denser mixed-use development while keeping in line with better urban design principles. The plan calls for the establishment of five key business districts which would require mixed-use buildings (commercial on the ground floor with residential above) in higher density format and up to 7 stories in height. I have not been able to dig up any more information on the plan to find out if greenspace, parking, transit, sidewalks, building heights, etc. will be incorporated into the plan. The city website (mainly in Spanish) hasn’t been updated since September 2006 and the Herald article digressed to cover some of the more amusing aspects of politics in Hialeah:

Business owner Robert Morell called for Spanish-speaking residents to learn English — and was booed by the crowd.

”I am a little bit appalled because if you travel to any other city it looks like they’re going into the future. Some of us still want to live in the past,” Morell said. “I speak Spanish, even though my whole family is American. I don’t understand why everyone else doesn’t learn the [English] language.”

Tomas Martinez, a regular at council meetings, where he addresses members in Spanish, approached Morell as he left the podium and an argument ensued.

As the men stared each other down, Robaina and City Council President Esteban ”Steve” Bovo threatened ejection from the meeting or arrest for anyone causing a major disturbance.

Ignoring Morell’s suggestion, resident Randy Carter said he would address the council in Spanish.

”I am going to speak in Spanish because when you do your political campaigns you do them in Spanish,” Carter told council members in Spanish.

Members of the audience laughed and applauded.

Despite the fact that this plan is perhaps the best thing that could happen to the zonal mess of Hialeah (this city must have invented spot zoning and strip malls while completely ignoring any sane citywide development plan,) many residents attended the meeting last week to protest the decision:

Some residents said they feared being displaced from their trailer homes or that historic landmarks would be dwarfed by seven-story buildings.

I find it amusing that the largely Cuban audience (who typically spends time lamenting over how great a city Havana was) would try to defeat a plan which could potentially bring some of Old Havana’s urban planning charm (by charm I clearly mean the old Spanish, walkable, non-autocentric, dense, ground floor commercial with residences above, covered walkways, etc.) to the city of Hialeah… Like the photo above/below, minus the decay of the past sixty years…

Run-in with Road Rage

Well, I’d like to apologize for not writing sooner, like I promised earlier, but, I was engaged in an episode of psychotic road rage with an irate pregnant woman. Needless to say, she was hauled off to jail for her actions tonight on her commute home (actions which I will surely comment on after her court appearance (needless to say, I wasn’t involved, just a witness to the incredible stupidity.)) I’ll cover the FIU Metrorail stupidity later..


What is up with Miami drivers? The driving situation in this county has gotten to such a despicable level; it has to be controlled soon. I get flicked off nearly everyday by people violating driving laws. How have we come to accept this kind of behavior as the norm? Drivers are unqualified. Laws are not enforced. Lives are put in danger. Instead, our law enforcement officers turn a blind eye to the real traffic problems and choose to enforce the minor oddities which have no impact (See: Move-Over Law, Click it or Ticket,etc.) Look at the load they dropping on us now:


“Starting July 1, nearly two dozen local police agencies will be stationed at busy intersections to help identify which cars can clear an intersection before a light changes and stop those that would otherwise get stuck.”


Identify? That’s going to do a whole lot of nothing, really quick. Let’s be a little progressive for once and get some “Block the Box” Cameras to really penalize the idiots. I honk at these drivers daily, they give me nothing but dumbfounded looks, one finger salutes, and occasional “Nany-Nany-Boo-Boos (Tongue included.)


With a deplorable Transit network and an even worse traffic grid, tempers are sure to flare on a daily basis. Traffic gets worse everyday and the solutions are few and far between. Our local economy will suffer as a result and the quality of life in our urban paradise is sure to be degraded. Glad I witnessed the severity of our latest #1 National Ranking today, now lets do something about it…